launching on stonks.labs

GOTTA GO FAST.

Tonic is the blue blur that escaped the lab and landed on The Open Network. One ticker, no brakes, infinite rings.

  • 1Bmax supply
  • 0/0tax forever
  • 100%community
  • TONnative chain
CA: TBA — drop on stonks.labs
// the lore

Sonic ran out of zones.
So he picked TON.

The Open Network is the fastest L1 the hedgehog could find. Sub-second blocks, gas in cents, a billion Telegram users breathing down its quills. Naturally, Tonic moved in.

$TONIC is a community memecoin with no team allocation, no vesting cliff drama, no presale shenanigans. Just velocity, vibes, and a diamond in the palm.

fair launch liquidity locked zero tax contract renounced built on TON
01

Speed

TON does ~5 second finality. Tonic does it in his sleep.

02

Reach

Native to Telegram. Your nan can buy it from a chat.

03

Memetics

Two icons. One token. Zero permission slips signed.

04

Community

100% of supply lives in the wild. Devs hold zero.

// tokenomics

Numbers, in case you read those

Total Supply 1,000,000,000 one billion TONICs. that's it. no printer.
Buy / Sell tax 0 / 0
Liquidity Locked
Network TON
Launchpad stonks.labs
LP 90%
CEX / Marketing 10%
// how to buy

Four steps. Roughly four seconds.

  1. 01

    Get a TON wallet

    Tonkeeper, MyTonWallet, or the wallet inside Telegram. All work.

  2. 02

    Fund it with TON

    Buy TON on any major CEX, or on-ramp directly inside Telegram.

  3. 03

    Open stonks.labs

    Connect wallet, paste the $TONIC contract, hit swap.

  4. 04

    Hold. That's it.

    Don't ask for a roadmap to hold. Hedgehogs don't do whitepapers.

// roadmap

The straightest line on the chart

Phase 01Green Hill
  • Stealth deploy on TON
  • Liquidity locked on stonks.labs
  • Contract renounced
  • Telegram & X go live
Phase 02Chemical Plant
  • 10k holders
  • CMC + CoinGecko listings
  • Memes on every TON channel
  • First CEX listing
Phase 03Star Light
  • Tier-1 CEX
  • Cross-chain bridge
  • Merch drop
  • Tonic IRL meet-up
Phase 04Final Zone
  • Top TON memecoin by volume
  • Sonic-speed culture takeover
  • Rings everywhere
  • Gotta go faster
// faq

Quick questions for fast people

What is Tonic?

Tonic is what happens when the world's fastest hedgehog discovers the world's fastest L1. It's a community memecoin on TON, launching on stonks.labs.

Why TON?

TON is built into Telegram. That's a billion-user funnel with sub-second blocks and cents in gas. If a meme is going to move, it moves there.

Is there a presale?

No. Fair launch on stonks.labs. Same price for everyone, same second.

Are there taxes on the token?

Zero. No buy tax, no sell tax, no transfer tax. Forever.

Who is the team?

Anonymous degens with good taste in 90s mascots. Contract renounced, LP locked. Trust the code, not the faces.

This is financial advice, right?

Absolutely not. $TONIC has no intrinsic value, no expectation of profit, and is purely a meme. DYOR. Only ape what you can afford to lose.

Ring the bell.

Launch is on stonks.labs. Don't blink.